I know this will probably sound like one of those “you never needed it ’til they said you did” scam deals (Latisse, douching with Lysol), but ever since I started lotioning my armpits, I’ve been 200% more comfortable with myself! And I don’t mean stupid moisturizing deodorant; I mean regular body lotion. I’m less itchy, and shaving’s easier.
Does anybody else do this? It’s decadent.
Famous women I’ve been told I look like
Even though I don’t have an immediately obvious look-alike (other than my mom, according to anybody who sees us together for the first time), I’ve been compared to a lot of different ladies in my life:
Winona Ryder
Laura Dern
Emily Deschanel
Penelope Cruz
Veronica Lake
Judy Collins
Princess Zelda
Pick your favorite!
I’d post photos, but I think we all know how different these six women and sprite are from each other. And while I can’t see myself in any of them, I’d say it’s Laura for the occasional horsiness, Emily for the deadpan voice, and Winona, Penelope, and the Princess for the brown eyes and impish squint. Veronica Lake happened when I had a photo of her in my Facebook profile, and as for a young Judy Collins, this is what my stepdad said just yesterday. I may be a princess, but I’ll never be as ethereal as Judy.