While I’ve managed to avoid most of the applications on Facebook, there’s one called Friend FAQ I couldn’t help but add. It sends a little notification to your menu whenever one of your friends answers a harmless Yes or No question about you, such as, “Is so-and-so reliable?” Sounds boring, but wouldn’t you like to know?
Anyway, you don’t even have to be using the application to receive a notification at first. If somebody answers a question about you, Friend FAQ acts as the siren in the night that urges you to join and see.
I’ve had six questions answered about me that I know of (if you want to hide the painful truth you can choose not to notify a person), and here they are:
Do you think that Jackie still sleeps with a teddy bear?
No
Do you think that Jackie is cute?
Yes
Is Jackie’s profile picture cute?
Yes
Do you think that Jackie has ever cheated on a test?
No
Do you think that Jackie parties too much?
No
Do you think that Jackie is greedy?
No
You need to “spend coins” in order to see which of your friends answered what, but I’m not about to collect any more fake money than I absolutely have to. (See, um: FarmVille.) So, I guess I’ll never know. But I can tell you that one of these answers is false!
It’s not the teddy bear one, though I do tend to cuddle up with my fists under my chin like a giant baby. It’s not that I’m greedy either, or that I party anymore on days other than holidays. The correct answer to the question in question is that I have indeed cheated on a test. I feel kind of bad about giving the wrong impression about myself (oh, and I feel bad about the cheating, too), but I guess that’s the point of cheating. My mom will probably flip.
cheated on a test!
wow, i didn’t finish reading before i said that.
but i knew you would have cheated at some point. although i don’t know on what. maybe i should finish reading the post.
Do you think Jackie would ever give a false name to people on the internet, send and receive mail under that name, as well as meet those individuals in person under this guise?
No… I didn’t… then my WORLD WAS ROCKED. LIKE A HURRICANE.
Wasn’t it awesome?
I don’t remember what kind of test[s] I cheated on, but yeah… … I’m tricky.