Monday, March 23, 2009
Panties.
Many people claim to hate the word, but I don’t. I think it’s cute. It’s a tiny version of pants! I also don’t dislike the word moist, which is detested by people the world all over perhaps even more than panties. I don’t even hate them together: “moist panties.” Are they so bad? If you’re experiencing wetness along with other signs of discomfort, maybe, but if not, so what?
I can’t wait for Google to pick up on this.
I guess for some, the words conjure up a filthy old man with dirt under his nails and a pervy fantasy. But if you consider a guy like this one, even “fluffy bunnies” wouldn’t pass the grody test unscathed. What do you mean, bunnies? That some kinda euphemism?
okay you are hilarious, moist panties! i must admit, i doubled over with laughter. i no longer will think of filthy old men when i think of moist panties, i will now think of filthy old men living in young womens bodies. (looking in your direction)
:D~
Haha, I’m glad you commented. I actually paused the TV show I was watching just so I could write & publish this sentiment. Thanks, Internet!
“Moist” makes me think of cake! Great.